Baby you been alone such a long long time - that's an awful situation
You need a little maintenance, and that's just my avocation
If you find yourself a little out-of-sorts and you don't know what to do
You can call my number, babe, and I'll be right there for you

Let me oil your hinge
Let me plumb your line
Let me set your level baby - it'll make us both feel fine
Let me change your bulbs
Tighten up your screws
Oh yeah, I know just what to do

Well a new coat of paint and a tuneup, baby, might change your attitude
A wash and a wax and a detail would do you a world of good
New wiper blades could ease your mind if the rains become torrential
And if you need a little pick-me-up well I could slip your differential

Let me change your oil
Let me plug your leaks
Let me set your timing, baby, leave your knees a little weak
Let me polish your chrome
Let me spin your wheels
Oh you remember how good that feels

I've got a good set of tools and a big shade tree and an honest point of view
I can fix you up or strip you down - I don't need no manual

Pinstripe paint, brakes and rims, new rubber all around
When I'm through with you little girl your feet won't touch the ground

Let me change your oil
Let me strip your gears
My fifteen point inspection plan will lay to rest your fears
Let me polish your chrome, pop your clutch, spin your wheels
Oh you remember how good that feels (yes you do!)
To feel that road beneath your heels (I'll be your pit crew, baby!)
Oh yeah I know just what to do
I'll be Mr. Fixit for you